Searches That Found My Blog
On my blogstats page, I regularly see rather amusing search engine terms that have resulted in hits on my blog. Some of them just have to be shared, so I’ve created this page. It will be updated as new ones appear on my stats page…
- Dance moves for guys – hee hee. This doesn’t half make me chuckle. I just know that the poor chap will be disappointed with my limited sequence “dance moves”!
- Hermione have brain tumor – I’m confused…
- Used books admiralty in a nutshell – not a clue.
- What are my life ambitions? – how is the search engine supposed to know the answer?
- Left all my revision exam to the last minute – I know how the poor person feels.
- My knee looks like it’s caved in – I advise you go to a doctor rather than read my blog.
- What does carvery mean? - I hope this doesn’t mean the poor person has never had the delight of such an experience!
- Chicken in Tomato and Basil Sauce – I had three separate search results find my blog from this query. Somebody must be desparate for that recipe.
- Marks and Spencer 2007 staff bonus – I can only imagine this one linked to the entry about the mystery shopper at work.
- Grafity for class rooms – what is this person planning? This must relate to the entry about the Easter Dance community hall, which had grafity on the exterior.
- Can’t stop sleeping – this would relate to the entry with the same title. Variations on this theme bring a lot of people to look at this entry. I fear they won’t find any help from it.
- Aching Limbs – another popular entry that is of no use to anybody.
- Forgot to put the oil cap back on – relating to the entry ‘car trouble’. Something along this line comes up every week, so we obviously weren’t the only ones to make this mistake!
- Rickenbacker bass – for the amount of views my blog gets because of the ‘History of Guitars in My Life’ entry, I should dedicate my entire blog to guitars. The ratings would shoot up.
- Black hole in tooth – This would be the entry about the filling I had in March.
